What's your star sign? (ALL THINGS STARSIGNY HERE)

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I'ma Leo and proud. 9th August.

WOAH my starsign for today is creepy, this is the first thing it says:

Quote :

You may have taken up an exercise routine lately, and if this is so, it is time to step it up a little tougher. Perhaps a variety of exercises will create the results you want.

and about half an hour ago i decided i was going running in the morning with Nat...how freaky :/ lol

Alex-J wrote:

HORSES UNITE TO BE EPIC WIN!!!

(I know Taya is also a Horse)

Anymore horseys?

^5 my horsey brother

monkeys are better than horses
im sorry but they win hands down xP

A horse could kick a monkey in the head and kill it

Lots of pageness.

Tom wrote:

A horse could kick a monkey in the head and kill it

qft

Tom wrote:

A horse could kick a monkey in the head and kill it

The monkey would dodge out of the way with stealthy tactics and the horse would fall over and die!

The horse would wait till the monkey slept and kick its face off. Horses irl sleep 2hrs a day, while monkeys irl sleep near 12. Horse > monkey

yes but monkeys sleep in trees
what are you gonna do
kick us down ^o)
by which time wed have woken up and shot a dart in you

No, monkeys dont have blow darts. Amazonian tribes do (inb4 smart monkey, as they arnt.) and anyway, the fall would either kill the monkey or break its neck imobalising it

1/12/90 Year of the Horse and Sagittarius =3

who said anything about the monkey falling

Do you know how hard a horse kicks? Answer, fucking hard. The monkey would fall

monkeys always land on their feet, covering the horses eyes, the horse flips out runs into a lake, the monkey jumps off at the last minute the horse drowns

*facepalm* thats cats, not monkeys. Also, horses can swim, do ye not watch documentries?

who said anything about the lake being made of water
its a secret goo from government experiments and the horses skin burns off, you could come back as a zombie horse? but thats just too much like happy tree friends

Seems someone cant admit a far supperior creature. Dont mind the horses running around majesticly, you monkeys just keep shoving your fingers up your butt and sniffing your fingers.

you obviously havent seen the horses at silvershoe

Plus we make awesome glue

year of the snake
Leo (27th july)
born at midday

this apparently means that i don't show myself for who i really am, and can sometimes be deceptive
when i want to i can be quite outgoing, though its not in my true nature
ill watch others before doing something myself
responsability does not come easily, but when needed i can act on it
my mind is more willing than my body
i also have the capability of becoming wealthy, though have poor money management

Tom wrote:

Plus we make awesome glue

o god O.o I just got that! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol that much is true.

Besides Monkeys just kick ass in general, they need no reason they are just made of awesomeness, just like a parrot

Sheep pwn all.

Kursed wrote:

Sheep pwn all.

This is true