Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth"

LYRICS:

Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...

its not as good as the previous version...

in fact i didnt find it funny sadly

I think it's a female thing..

*trying to avoid being sexiest* well i thought the jizz in pants was funny because i would reckon jizzing your pants would be more embarrassing than having puke in your mouth though, i only found the tom cruise in Valkyrie bit funny cause im a big tom cruise hater!

I think females aren't as funny as males. If you see the female comedians they are not really funny, all they do is talk about hitting men. However, Dawn French is quite funny though.

I find in the club that females are funnier than the males.

hmm im not sexiest but ill slightly agree, such as titty bang bang was crap and some other shows...i cant remember the titles (which may be a good thing)..the only ones were funny were french and saunders and smack the pony... yet why do some (as in not all of em) of the female comedy shows names sound like as if they belong to a porno O.o

It's funny, but the dull voice really isn't helping it along. Jizz in my pants is so much funnier, nice try i'd say though. 3/5 stars

I'm sexist.. it's awful xp

I think more than funny, it was trying to make a point. Look at the lyrics. This is the truth. This is what women actually think. It's not even exagerated.. *sigh* women are so stuck up these days.. *shakes head*

Men should be offended by this video..

Women that 'go out' as in go clubbing etc would probably appreciate this video more too..

ha ha, i didnt even get offended one bit lol, but i can admit that some (ah-hem i mean a lot of) men are B******s and are very sexiest and do abuse women as if there tools, which i reckon is out of order.