This just in...

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

You are now afraid of your office chair.

HOLY SHIT

-stands up and scuttles to a safe distance to observe her chair-

ho shit thats scary, it sounds abit like a practical joke gone seriously wrong...either that or terrorists are getting sneakier

Toilet bowls can shatter while somebody is sat on them, causing the person to fall with all of their body weight onto sharp, broken porcelain, which leaves deep wounds in the thighs that can easily prove fatal if arteries are severed.

You are now afraid of going to the toilet.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

;A;

...that office chair looks exactly the same as my chair.... the same colour .. everything...


*just checked if it can be adjusted up and down...*

'It does...' dumDUmDUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

O.o


......crap ¬_¬