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Takanaki
In the Academy
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Join date : 2009-07-14
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Deus Invisus
Dead in Valkurm
Posts : 518
Join date : 2009-07-14
Age : 37
Location : behind you!
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:19 pm | |
| a failure is what that elder is! | |
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Kursed
This many posts? You're joking right?
Posts : 3776
Join date : 2008-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:04 pm | |
| Number 7 in the list of great reasons why it is good to be fat: Be a Pedophile and escape imprisonment!!!
6 Keeps you warm
5 Makes you better at giving Birth then a tight vagina'd skinny girl
4 Don't starve to death as fast
3 Harder to drown
2 Better body heat retention, which helps with a whole lot of health issues, actually
1 Nearly impossible to kidnap
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Tom
Chunin
Posts : 1117
Join date : 2008-09-30
Age : 34
Location : blowed to smitheroons
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:42 am | |
| 6. Hot weather kills you
5. You'll never get a chance, even rape will never happen for you.
4. Eat 2x more food, far more expensive
3. Harder to float
2. See 6
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Osaka
Chunin
Posts : 1139
Join date : 2008-07-22
Age : 37
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Tom
Chunin
Posts : 1117
Join date : 2008-09-30
Age : 34
Location : blowed to smitheroons
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| Their lungs are too clogged with mayonnaise to inflate it | |
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Deus Invisus
Dead in Valkurm
Posts : 518
Join date : 2009-07-14
Age : 37
Location : behind you!
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:23 pm | |
| - Tom wrote:
- Their lungs are too clogged with mayonnaise to inflate it
LMAO! agreed, i reckon he eats sticks of butter dipped in mayonnaise XP | |
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Vikkiii
Kage
Posts : 1885
Join date : 2008-07-30
Age : 32
Location : David Tennant
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:34 pm | |
| How will it give you a better child birth? surely the skinny girl will get more sex, unless shes like 7, then again with society nowadays... | |
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Kursed
This many posts? You're joking right?
Posts : 3776
Join date : 2008-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Access granted Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| Better child birth = easier to pop one out. =_= DUH. The baby just plops out. | |
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